Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Who Doesn't Love a Purse?

I love it when I'm picking up the toys for the MILLIONTH time and I find stuff like this...

Jack obviously recognizing the importance of having the right purse for every occasion. There's no way he could have conquered that dragon castle with a clutch!

Way to go, boy.

Monday, January 17, 2011

1/11/11

I thought that I would take pictures throughout the day to help me remember what life is really like on a day to day basis. It's kind of cool to think about dates and times in relation to the rest of your life. I wish that I would do this more often--it's the mundane moments of life that you forget, but also by in large, the ones that are the greatest creators of it.
I'm really into Pero and this instant oatmeal with apples, raisins and walnuts. I bought an electric water pot that boils the water so quickly--I LOVE it. I'm drinking several cups of herbal tea a day now that I always have hot water on hand. AND, I found a whole set of these cute coffee mugs on the dollar rack at Michaels. I don't even like going to that store, but I have found several excellent items in that crazy thrift rack....latest find was monogrammed stationary.
Jack ate a brownie for breakfast. I have become a food Nazi with my kids lately--have I mentioned that I am sooo, sooo, sooo sick of all the candy they consume? This breakfast amounted to a peace offering. He begged for one right before he went to bed and I made the mistake of saying, "In the morning..." Well, he didn't forget and he came right in at 7AM ready for his brownie. You could set your watch my this kid's schedule. He has to be eating his breakfast by 7:15 or he starts to have a nervous breakdown.
We pretty much let Lachlan sleep in as long as she will--she is a bear in the morning. Every day we have the same conversation:
Me: Good Morning.
L: uuggh.
Me: Did you have good dreams?
L: What am I having for breakfast? uggh.
Me: Okay.
Jeff: What would you like?
L: Plain bread. Just bread. uugggh. Insert sour face.
Me: Would you like to be pleasant or would you like to go back to bed?
L: uugggh. I will be pleasant. (spoken through her teeth, seething in wrath)
Jeff: Here's your plain bread.
L: uuggh.
Bad cold. Jeff scolded me for leaving my Kleenex out on the bathroom counter. Whatever.
While I "go to work" the kids are supposed to "earn their Gold Stars"--here they are brushing their hair. Jack is giving himself the "Zac Efron" look--although, he likes to call it the "Fawn Brawn". Lachlan still prefers the "Richard Beard". Hair is a work in progress. At least they can get their teeth brushed on their own. I still get the dry heaves when I have to brush their teeth.
I'm in the process of repainting Jack's bedroom. He is getting his big boy bed this week--so I have a lot to get done. I can't wait to see it put back together. He is bunking on the floor in Lachlan's room until I can get the painting finished.
I helped watch Jen's kids. Jack and Kambrie played so cute together. Take a good look at that picture of the ice cream cone that Lily is holding in the background--it's the last time any of us will see it--because she ate it. It had some cupcake sprinkles glued to it and they were really calling to her. I discovered the dastly deed too late.

While the kids played, I cleaned up the pantry. I'm surprised that I wasn't sucked into an undiscovered black hole residing in there...it was that bad.
After lunch, we went to the car wash.
The weather has been so cold that I have kept the light on the chickens day and night. They tuck their little feet up into their feathers to keep them warm. It snowed a little bit on this day, but rain has since melted all of the snow and left the yard in a muddy mess.
Dinner: Miso-glazed salmon, sweet potatoes with pecans and fresh pineapple and kiwi. The kids really like this meal. During dinner, Jeff reminded me that I had forgotten to take Lachlan to her ear appointment. I thought about it all day long and then completely erased it from my mind about an hour before we were supposed to go. We also had to hurry and eat because Jeff had to get over to the church for mutual.

Pretty ordinary day.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Ski the Beav





Have you ever wondered how difficult it would be to keep moving on a cat track if you only weighed 30 pounds? This is Lachlan coming down Easy Street/Gentle Ben at Beaver Mountain. She calls it "pumping". There are a select few of you who will certainly appreciate her choice of terminology.

Jack would also like me to post this picture of him.

The Door

My favorite part of the holiday is checking the mail. I can't wait to get out to the mailbox to see who has sent us a Christmas card. I really miss the days of getting messages in the mail--there is something so special about opening up an envelope! Much love to all of you--I know that it's a little late but we are so lucky to have all of you in our lives.

Judd Party


Sara gave me the "Bible Cats" 2011 calendar...cause nobody loves the bible OR cats more than me.
Amen to that.
We gifted to the Miners, but next year I'm going to find the perfect gift for you Sara--
I'm going to look for your gift all year...cause nobody loves a Bargain OR Twilight more than you.
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Holiday Cheer

Jack likes to stand on his chair to show me "how bigger, biggest" he is getting. It is usually after a meal--especially if he has consumed enough of something he doesn't like so that I will be convinced that he really doesn't need further nourishment.
And by the way...I made these for Christmas. I saw them in the Family Fun e-newsletter. I generally put those ideas in the "Sara Sargent has time to kill" category--but for whatever reason I got sucked into it with my holiday spirit. I have to admit they turned out so cute. The kids had a ball putting the antlers on the reindeer.

I put half of them on a platter and decided to take them around to some friends. On the way to the car I tripped on two cases of Diet Cherry Pepsi and they flew off the platter and went in a thousand directions. They were covered with oil, grease, cat hair, dirt...I was so sick that I had to sit on the back step and take some deep breaths.

It was so disgusting that I actually left them sitting there on the garage floor. I didn't even bother to pick them up until Jeff said "Well, don't just run over them with the car!!" For the record, I wanted to run over them with the car.

Curse you Diet Pepsi and your low-profile box!

We each ate one or two of the remaining deer and the rest got delivered with Jeff's help. I made him carry all of them to the car.

I'm not one to tempt fate twice.

Faces




I Love These Faces.

The Ugly Sandwich

One of my favorite moments over the last few months happened during lunch. I made the kids a ham sandwich with "real" ham. I've been trying hard to keep our regular meals super healthy because the kids eat so, so, so much crap everywhere else. I will save my tirade on food rewards for another day.

Anyway, so Jack sits up to the table and eats everything else on his plate. He takes a few bites of the sandwich and declares that he just can't eat this sandwich because it is too big. I told him to just open it up and eat the ham out of the center first. He agreed.

I went about doing something else....probably preparing dinner...honestly, meal preparation takes all $#%@ day!

I hear him sigh. I hear him sigh and moan. I don't turn around. I do not want to have this conversation about the sandwich.

Then I hear him say in the most exasperated voice--EVER--
"This is the ugliest sandwich I have ever seen! It's all open and twisted...(insert loud sigh) I just can't take it anymore!!"

Oh, holy. I was laughing so hard. I'm still laughing. I laughed until I cried. But I didn't dare turn around because I didn't want him to know that he was off the hook-- I had to choke out the words to tell him that he could be finished with lunch.

Of course I took a picture of the sandwich once he left the table....how in the world can you resist a picture of the ugliest sandwich of all time?

Sugar Rush


We were invited to make gingerbread houses with the Palmer Family this year. It was so fun to watch the kids put their houses together. I was surprised how serious they both were about getting everything in the right place. Lachlan eventually called it good because she just can't stand to put good candy on a house rather than in her mouth. Jack didn't want to leave any space of the house uncovered. He even layered some string licorice over the roof at the last minute just to make sure that all the bases were covered. It was so fun that Jack "forgot to go to the bathroom" and peed his pants and had to go home in some teenager boxer shorts. He thought that they were very cool. Oi-vey.
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