Mom: Chicken Broccoli Casserole.
Lachlan: Does it have kiwi skins in it?
Mom: No, it's good. Those are croutons, not kiwi skins. The kiwi is in the fruit salad.
Lachlan: Oh, it's got coupons in it.
Mom: [sigh] Yup, it's got coupons and kiwi skins in it. Eat it anyway.
Next Day:
Jack (while washing his hands for dinner): What is that smell?
Mom: It's your dinner.
Jack (with tears in his eyes): It smells like bird poop. You know I can't eat bird poop.
Mom (laughing): Well, talk to your dad about that he cooked it.
1 comment:
Love it! ROTFL!!
And that, my friend, is why we have kids. :-)
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