Jack: What?
Me: (voice is high and tight) How many days have you been wearing those red Elmo underwear?
Jack: I weared 'em since thirty-a-clock. And I no poop, no pee, no farts in dem.
Me: (with resignation) Ok, well, at least we've established a solid timeline.
1 comment:
I'm right there with you. Things could be worse. You or I could have been in our underwear since thirty o'clock. That would be worse.
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